one day, a cow named Quaneekapeenika was walking by a river. she looked down on the water and saw her reflection. and that was the moment she knew she was an ugly, fat cow. she felt sad, so, she went crying under a tree until she fell asleep.
the next morning, she woke up feeling sad. she went back to the river to have another look at herself. so, 'ladidadidadidadida' she went. when she got there, she took a deep breath and hoped that she would look different, before she looked down. after a few seconds, she looked down. she was surprised to find out that she had changed into a fish! well, obviously she didn't. her fat body was covering the sunlight and her reflection didn't show up, so she saw a fish that was in the water. little that she know, she wasn't just ugly and fat. Quaneekapeenika was also as stupid as britney spears. and with that, she jumped into the water and wanted to swim, as she is now a 'fish'. apparently, she floated. no, not on her belly. her whole body was in the water. but her head wasn't. this is due to her head beingvfilled with air. but soon, water got into her ears, which eventually got into her head and filled it. she then drowed to death.
the end.
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